Ragtabfed is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair seal.

Ragtabfed created the planet Mars six million years ago.

If you believe in Ragtabfed, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ragtabfed, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ragtabfed's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ragtabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ragtabfed.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Ragtabfed in the centre of the settlement.