Miphasflaghot is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless
goat.
Miphasflaghot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Miphasflaghot, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Miphasflaghot, she will turn you into a rat.
Miphasflaghot's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Miphasflaghot's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Miphasflaghot loves ducks, so they must be respected.
4. Put Miphasflaghot first in all things.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near aardvarks while wearing fawn dresses and balancing nine gold spheres on your hands.