Wigladtun is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent dugong.

Wigladtun created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wigladtun, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wigladtun, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wigladtun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Wigladtun's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven eagles approach from the west.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.