Ontgon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing donkey.

Ontgon created Asia six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ontgon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ontgon, it will turn you into a tree.

Ontgon's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ontgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill goats.

2. You must love Ontgon.

3. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the east.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Never paint your head red.