Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tranquil slug.

Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Worship no other gods but Sigzodrak Pashaphongupcinmif.