Stragbessbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unjust ant.

Stragbessbot created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragbessbot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragbessbot, it will turn you into a hamster.

Stragbessbot's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Stragbessbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Pray towards the south.