Vinleggid is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy dog.

Vinleggid created Africa nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinleggid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinleggid, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vinleggid's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Vinleggid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never eat nuts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt frogs.

5. Always help shrews in need.