Habdosslat is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain frog.

Habdosslat created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habdosslat, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habdosslat, he will ignore you.

Habdosslat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Habdosslat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if five frogs approach from the south.

5. Do not hurt whales.