Cembotjan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, smart tortoise.

Cembotjan created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cembotjan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cembotjan, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cembotjan's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cembotjan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Cembotjan loves moths, so they must be respected.