Febflagdon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, staggering clam.

Febflagdon created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febflagdon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Febflagdon, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Febflagdon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Febflagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn great tits for they are unholy.

2. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

3. Run away if nine badgers approach from the east.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not laugh in public.