Budhenteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast human.

Budhenteen created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budhenteen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budhenteen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Budhenteen's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Budhenteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Budhenteen loves voles, so they must be respected.