Bonkyarpxuccab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bonkyarpxuccab created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyarpxuccab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bonkyarpxuccab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Bonkyarpxuccab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bonkyarpxuccab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bonkyarpxuccab.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.