Mintengon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish beaver.

Mintengon created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mintengon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mintengon, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mintengon's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mintengon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Always look after injured rats.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.