Lipnuttitnur is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, stupid walrus.

Lipnuttitnur created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipnuttitnur, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lipnuttitnur, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lipnuttitnur's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lipnuttitnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if three moths approach from the south.

4. Never mention geese.

5. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.