Damwad Yikfossmil is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, wise chicken.

Damwad Yikfossmil created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Damwad Yikfossmil, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damwad Yikfossmil, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Damwad Yikfossmil's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Damwad Yikfossmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Damwad Yikfossmil loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. You must never eat coconuts.