Lamhabdav is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, able otter.

Lamhabdav created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamhabdav, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lamhabdav, it will send you a sign.

Lamhabdav's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lamhabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mites.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about black holes.