Banlanbisszed Spagtengut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing goose.

Banlanbisszed Spagtengut created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banlanbisszed Spagtengut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Banlanbisszed Spagtengut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Banlanbisszed Spagtengut's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Banlanbisszed Spagtengut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear boots.