Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, unjust dryad.

Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig, it will ignore you.

Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peanuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Mumarmflam Damkapfem Fotzodfig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.