Lipbatflat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful salamander.

Lipbatflat created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipbatflat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipbatflat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Lipbatflat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Lipbatflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.