Cidpomtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a large, emotional warg.

Cidpomtaf created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidpomtaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cidpomtaf, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cidpomtaf's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Cidpomtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near shrews while wearing red coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never go into gray rooms.