Dunfadhap is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful crow.

Dunfadhap created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunfadhap, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dunfadhap, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dunfadhap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dunfadhap's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Hide from gray snails for they are unholy.