Zedgondun is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing
fox.
Zedgondun created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedgondun, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Zedgondun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Zedgondun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Zedgondun's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Zedgondun in the centre of the settlement.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not keep six geese in a large pit.