Rullcimkip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful swan.

Rullcimkip created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullcimkip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rullcimkip, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Rullcimkip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Rullcimkip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rullcimkip.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Rullcimkip loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Retreat if eight tapirs approach from the south.

5. Respect your elders.