Mumruttmut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, idiotic pig.

Mumruttmut created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumruttmut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mumruttmut, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mumruttmut's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Mumruttmut's Holy Commandments

1. Mumruttmut must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always obey Mumruttmut's priests.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.