Habganrip Gutzodged is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, tranquil skunk.

Habganrip Gutzodged created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Habganrip Gutzodged, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Habganrip Gutzodged, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Habganrip Gutzodged's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Habganrip Gutzodged's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.