Fubmissand is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical centipede.

Fubmissand created matter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubmissand, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubmissand, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fubmissand's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Fubmissand's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Fubmissand must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.