Gebpin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, intelligent parrot.

Gebpin created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebpin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebpin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gebpin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gebpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to cats while wearing purple rings.

2. Hide from violet snakes for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never eat green fruit.