Vabhubcap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil fly.

Vabhubcap created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vabhubcap, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabhubcap, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Vabhubcap's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Vabhubcap's Holy Commandments

1. Vabhubcap loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Vabhubcap.

5. Never write about quantum gravity.