Lamhat is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic hyena.

Lamhat created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lamhat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lamhat, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamhat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Lamhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lamhat in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear violet tights.

4. Do not take Lamhat's name in vain.

5. You must pray to Lamhat nine times a day.