Yokflowmid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless zebra.

Yokflowmid created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokflowmid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yokflowmid, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yokflowmid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yokflowmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not hurt whales.