Sigmipbif Tinlunvab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, dishonest skunk.

Sigmipbif Tinlunvab created a bottom quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sigmipbif Tinlunvab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sigmipbif Tinlunvab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sigmipbif Tinlunvab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Sigmipbif Tinlunvab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sigmipbif Tinlunvab.

2. Never sing in the presence of doves.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sigmipbif Tinlunvab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never look at asteroids.