Piglambet is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, emotional fox.

Piglambet created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Piglambet, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Piglambet, he will turn you into a tree.

Piglambet's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Piglambet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Put Piglambet first in all things.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.