Catrull is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, proud wyrm.

Catrull created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Catrull, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Catrull, it will turn you into a sheep.

Catrull's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Catrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if seven snails approach from the south.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.