Nurpangud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring chinchilla.

Nurpangud created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nurpangud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurpangud, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurpangud's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurpangud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near capybaras while wearing magenta shirts and balancing nine tin spheres on your head.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.