Febfabquag is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane unicorn.

Febfabquag created an electron eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Febfabquag, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Febfabquag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Febfabquag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Febfabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never paint your legs cyan.

5. Never play with disobedient children.