Tenladnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic swallow.

Tenladnurl created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tenladnurl, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tenladnurl, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tenladnurl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Tenladnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tenladnurl on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.