Mintiphubcim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, duplicitous wolf.

Mintiphubcim created the solar system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintiphubcim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mintiphubcim, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mintiphubcim's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Mintiphubcim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three tin sculptures of Mintiphubcim on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always help bats in need.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.