Flabhassin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow goose.

Flabhassin created water four years ago.

If you believe in Flabhassin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flabhassin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flabhassin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Flabhassin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to cats while wearing orange shirts.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near goats while wearing red coats and balancing five nickel spheres on your head.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.