Bafdosslit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unjust lizard.

Bafdosslit created energy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafdosslit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bafdosslit, it will send you a sign.

Bafdosslit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bafdosslit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not shave your feet.