Hivyarpfig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, strong jackal.

Hivyarpfig created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hivyarpfig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hivyarpfig, she will try to impress you with trees.

Hivyarpfig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hivyarpfig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never mention voles.

3. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.