Big is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring shrew.

Big created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Big, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Big, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Big's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Big's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four gulls approach from the north.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Worship no other gods but Big.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near voles while wearing violet rings and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.