Quillabdog is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Quillabdog created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillabdog, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillabdog, he will cry a lot.

Quillabdog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Quillabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near foxes while wearing pink shoes and balancing five gold spheres on your arms.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.