Dibtettihig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous wyrm.

Dibtettihig created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dibtettihig, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dibtettihig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dibtettihig's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dibtettihig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dibtettihig.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. Do not speak about cherries.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Dibtettihig on top of important buildings.