Bifwipnak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective squid.

Bifwipnak created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Bifwipnak, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bifwipnak, it will cry a lot.

Bifwipnak's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bifwipnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.