Zodgepbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent beaver.

Zodgepbog created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgepbog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zodgepbog, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Zodgepbog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Zodgepbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt geese.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Worship no other gods but Zodgepbog.

4. Run away from mauve sharks, for they are unholy.

5. Never write about spacetime.