Jenhunjad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient raven.

Jenhunjad created a charm quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenhunjad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Jenhunjad, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jenhunjad's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Jenhunjad's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not chant in public.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.