Lamwigjon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, narcissistic fish.

Lamwigjon created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamwigjon, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lamwigjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Lamwigjon's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Lamwigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not keep six seals in a large pit.