Targstragbat Narlvonlid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind otter.

Targstragbat Narlvonlid created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Targstragbat Narlvonlid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Targstragbat Narlvonlid, she will be mildly annoyed.

Targstragbat Narlvonlid's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Targstragbat Narlvonlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of pigs.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Learn seven new languages a year.