Yamtonkbedflow is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unjust frog.

Yamtonkbedflow created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamtonkbedflow, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamtonkbedflow, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yamtonkbedflow's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yamtonkbedflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near moths.

2. You must love Yamtonkbedflow.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never mention badgers.