Bamfembod is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, happy zebra.

Bamfembod created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bamfembod, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamfembod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bamfembod's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bamfembod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Bamfembod on top of all buildings.

2. Always treat turtles with great respect.

3. Bamfembod loves ants, so they must be respected.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.